My wife starts a new job tonight

My wife got a job working at Timmy's. (For non-Canadians, Tim Horton's is a donut chain founded by a hockey player of the same name who once played for the Buffalo Sabres and the Maple Leafs. It has the same cachet and affection in Canada that Krispy Kreme has down south.) She's working the graveyard shift, just part time.

When I told my co-workers about this, they looked at each other and said, "Insider!" (As though the ticket to free coffee had just been found!)