Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

On the news today, I heard that some hacker claimed he stole the book off of a computer at the publisher's. "Yeah right," I say about this attention seeker. There is a lot of interest in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows right now because JK Rowling apparently is killing off two characters.

Me? I deeply, deeply hope that one of these characters is Jar Jar Binks. Yes - I know Jar Jar is not part of the Potter canon, and is a creation of George Lucas. But couldn't she reveal that Dobby is actually Jar Jar and then kill him off in an unfortunate pod racing accident? Stand up Ms. Rowling, and dare to due what George should have done in the Phantom Menace.... can't Lord Voldemort do what Lord Vader ought to have done, and dispatch Jar Jar?